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PostSubject: just a joke   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:11 pm

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. I like this!

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PostSubject: Re: just a joke   Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:40 am

nice roflmao. gotta have a laugh at the expense of scooby, the gang and the shag..... sorry i mean mystery mobile.

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PostSubject: Re: just a joke   Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:19 am

haha Smile

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PostSubject: Re: just a joke   Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:23 pm

lol Razz

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PostSubject: Re: just a joke   Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:20 pm

We had a staff meeting at work today, and my American boss got onto the subject of 9/11.
He said "It was an absolute tragedy what happened on September 11th"
I said "I know, we could have easily put a few hundred more Americans in those before they collapsed"

By the way, if anyone needs some work done, I'm now available.

The planes that crashed into the twin towers were carrying very little fuel apparently.

Investigators are fairly certain that the main cause of the inferno was the fire brigade throwing water on all the burning fat.

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